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I don’t smoke dope…

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That’s not his wife… How can that be his wife

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can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

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  • Question: let's both do TUMBLR SUMMER DIET xDOTx COM - Anonymous
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    psyche lets not

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pizza:

how does school expect me to choose a career path at 15 I can’t even choose what I want for dinner

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slenclerman:

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its three am. do you know where your notes are?

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